Sci-Fi is Not Porn

Stop Putting Sex Scenes in My Sci-Fi

Sci-Fi Porn Queen

Buzz Megachip, readied his phaser, peaked around the corner of the Martaplex employee lounge and found Sarah Bimbolucious.  For the next 5 minutes of the movie a sex scene ensues.  Now for the average non-sci-fi nerd, this would seem like a normal scene.  Gotta have a sex scene in a “movie”.  That might be true, except the “movie” is called “Buzz Megachip and the 3rd Quadrant”, a pure nerd-fest sci-fi flick.  The people that would be attracted to this movie are disgusted at the complete porn scene that is in them.  And, for those who do not think a sex scene is porn in a movie, let us go over exactly what is NOW shown in sex scenes:

  • full frontal male nudity
  • full frontal female nudity
  • full back male nudity
  • full back female nudity
  • full sexual intercourse wide shots [ i.e. the guys bare butt, thrusting into a female, while seeing tits ]

That, my friend, is called porn.

Now, let us go over why it is a bad thing to have porn in a sci-fi.

  1. once you start writing a full-fledged fleshed out porn scene in a movie, you have to get super permission from actors willing to do the scene
  2. you have to pay extra for the “sex” scene
  3. you then have to get people to write the “sex” scene
  4. people who write “sex” scenes are not super nerd friendly sci-fi screen writers
  5. there is little to no sci-fi story
  6. the studio is concerned with putting butts into the seats and not nerd butts into audience seats
  7. instead of pandering to the very crowd that made a particular series popular, they try to reach for a larger audience that has never even heard of Buzz Megachip, and usually alienates the very people that made the particular title popular

Yes that means that Buzz Megachip is completely short changed on the entire sci-fi story.  All these riveting “that was not cannon Buzz Megachip storyline” conversations and nerd arguments are not going to take place, after watching the movie.

Of course there is no Buzz Megachip, but this applies to all sci-fi.  In an effort to get everyone to see a movie, hollywood studios try to pander to everyone’s interests.  This is the very same argument against being politically correct.  Instead of actually defining something, they make it so general that noone likes it, or worse, everyone hates it.

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shakaama

Ex law school student. I was kicked out for revealing I had a heart actually beating inside. I used to be in a modern dance company. I'm working on my 7 miracles to be proclaimed a saint by the pope. #1 is really hard, but once i get over that hump the other 6 will be a cinch.

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