I Put Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian on Blast

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant

So I’m sure by now you’ve heard that Kourtney Kardashian is preggers. And, she’s not telling who the father is.

If you run around the web you’ll see no one putting her on blast. Well, I’m not the normal celebrity fanboy. I’m about to put her on blast.

First of all. She’s having a baby out of wedlock. Why are we so warped to think this is alright these days? All these girls running around giving birth to bastard children. And oh because she’s a celebrity it’s ok? Not one source says anything about it.

Next, she’s 30 years old. She can’t get married? What is her problem? Oh, she broke up with her boyfriend Scott Disick back in January. Boyfriend? At 30? Come on! At thirty it’s time out for boyfriends, you better get married and in a hurry.

Last, Kourtney Kardashian ain’t saying who’s the father. This just adds fuel to the fire, that you’re gonna raise a bastard kid. Obviously the girl doesn’t have her head on straight. She can’t get married and she wants to parade around flaunting her bastard pregnancy.

Give me a break. If this is a publicity stunt, it’s in the most poorest taste ever. That family needs a shrink. I’m being totally cereal.

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One thought on “I Put Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian on Blast”

  1. You are an ignorant idiot. First of all, many people have had children out of wedlock. Second, parenting has nothing to do with being married and MANY women are wonderful single mothers. Lastly, “ain't” and “most poorest” makes your comments seem even dumber than they actually are (if that was even possible). Please try not to post immature rantings on the internet.

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